As Buhari Meets Trump (Parody) By Mahmud Jega
[Speech delivered at White House today, April 30, 2018]. Your Excellency, President of the Confederate States of America. [Pause]. Sorry, I have just been reminded that you are the President of the United States of America. I am sorry for that mistake. It was because during my secondary school days we used to read in our History textbooks about the Confederate States of America. I remember now; they were just like Biafra in my country, which is gone with the wind. Sorry again, Mr. President. I am very glad to be here with you in the White House, which is very elegant and well kept. I envy you Mr. President because in my own country when I put some money in the budget in order to change the utensils in the State House kitchen, the senators leaked it to one newspaper called Daily Trust and it went to town with it, saying we are profligate. I wonder how much money you spend to maintain the White House in this prim shape. You are very lucky Mr. President, even though I know yo